"My last piece of advice to the degenerate slot
player who thinks he can beat the one-armed bandit consists
of four little words: "It can't be done."
John Scarne
"When a gambler picks up a pack of cards or a pair
of dice, he feels as though he has reduced an unmanageable
world to a finite, visible and comprehensive size."
Annabel Davis-Goff, The Literary Companion to Gambling
"If you ain't just a little scared when you enter
a casino, you are either very rich or you haven't studied
the games enough."
VP Pappy
"Even as I approach the gambling hall, as soon as
I hear, two rooms away, the jingle of money poured out
on the table, I almost go into convulsions."
Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Gambler (1867)
"A number of moralists condemn lotteries and refuse
to see anything noble in the passion of the ordinary gambler.
They judge gambling as some atheists judge religion, by
its excesses."
Charles Lamb, Essays of Elia (1832)
"Guessing has never been widely acclaimed as a good
gambling strategy."
Dr. G
"No wife can endure a gambling husband unless he
is a steady winner."
Lord Dewar
Something to moan out between grinding teeth after this
political season. "Didn't I warn you-Huh-Didn't I
tell you one of 'em was going to win!?? So now, what do
we do?"
Jack Norris
"Italians come to ruin most generally in three ways,
women, gambling, and farming. My family chose the slowest
one."
Pope John XXIII
"With the perverse logic of a degenerate gambler
he figured God was testing his faith."
Mario Puzo, Inside Las Vegas
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